The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
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