I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
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it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
Bud... Did you mean to tweet a picture of your dick? If not just letting you know.
I just turned down the best booty call of my life because I have to make a cheesecake. I guess this is growing up.
Don't forget to grab a pregnancy test and sloppy joe mix for tonight
I smell Vodka. It's me. If anyone asks it's totally hand sanitizer.
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