Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
Also can you rate on a scale of zero to jesus restraining order christ how creepy it is that he found a porn star that looks like me and has watched all the porn that she's been in
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
I would like you to know I am eating your apology chocolate, which means i forgive you for puking everywhere before formal
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
I wanted to buy shoes but nothing fit. So i'm getting a vibrator.
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
I shit myself and fell down the stairs and I’m still finding shit In those pants.
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