nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
Microwave minutes are longer than normal minutes.
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
Rent Disney Oceans. Smoke a bowl. Fast forward to the seal section. Then call me.
the bartender cut you off himself after you started walking on tops of tables and hugging random people
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
Was so drunk I had to masturbate face up cuz I thought I was gonna be suffocated by the pillows.
You also thought the cure to hiccups was drowning yourself (and you were right)
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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