the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
We left the bar, went to a sex shop, bought penis shotglasses, went back to the bar and insisted that the bartender used them.
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
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