We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
Someone shattered a urinal.
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
That moment when you're in a room with 3 guys and know how big their dicks are. Then you are married to the one with the smallest dick.
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
WEED BROWNIES! He put weed in my brownie mix! And he got it from YYYYOOOOUUUU!
Look at the bright side mom. After 20 years dad is still capable of surprising you!
Shut up Max.
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
What the fuck was I thinking eating an entire tub of potato salad on acid. My stomach today bro
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