Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
How the fuck did I get small bruises all over my body?
Well you were laying on the couch naked after the girls left, staring into space, and I went over to the pool table and threw every ball as hard as I could at you from point blank range . You didn't flinch, blink, or scream for any of them. next time maybe you won't fuck my girl while I'm taking a shit
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
apparently I crawled into someone's bed and demanded they call me 'big dog' before shotgunning a beer
Not sure if it's my shorts, hat, shoes, hair or soul but one of the above just got me drunk again from the glorious aroma of Keystone Light.
I legitimately forgot how to blow my nose just now. Sleep might be handy.
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
Im just drunk enough to admit that I miss Hannah Montana.
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