come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
I just sharted for the first time in my life. Age 33. Lying in bed. Sober. 2021 is off to a great start!
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