so then you didnt wanna fuck tonight right?
oops, you werent supposed to get that until you left.
I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
If I don't come home tonight, I've died in a pile of gay.
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
You looked cold, so i decided to make you a blanket out of sticky notes.
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
Ok because I want to set a new world record for how fast I can drink away my Christmas money
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
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