so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
There's a 35% chance I'm still residually drunk from last night.
And you say you're not good with numbers...
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
Did I really drink that whole bottle of Jack Daniels last night?
Heroically.
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
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