What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
His ex-girlfriend just gave his current girlfriend the heimlach omg omg omg help this is so awkward
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
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