Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
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