I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
Just invented taco cereal.
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
Oh we're fine. I made her a "sorry I peed on you" omelet.
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
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