Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
Only in my life does a conversation about Hanukkah lead to sexting
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
Who wrote "the chamber of secrets has been open, enemies of the heir beware" across my bathroom wall?
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
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