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(914): View more from New York

Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty

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(703): View more from Virginia

no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.

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(713): View more from Texas

It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog

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(513): View more from Ohio

I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.

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(330): View more from Ohio

I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.

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(608): View more from Wisconsin

The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high

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(210): View more from Texas

Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.

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(440): View more from Ohio

I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat

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(205): View more from Alabama

I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.

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