I'll probably hate you when I'm sober
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
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