i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
Woke up next to my bed in a pile of skittles, sleeping on a pair of sweatpants. I can't believe the girl didn't stick around..
They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
Also, sex on a first date is no, right? Really, I just don't want to clean my apartment, but I'm trying to hide behind "morals" in an effort to appear less lazy.
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
I've been on this train for an hour and this women has been on the phone and all she's said is "guuurrrrrlllll, gurl, gurl." I may commit suicide.
Showing up to Easter hungover, late, and covered in black an blues from pole dancing. Daughter of the year.
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
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