What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
The doctor wrote 'condom retrieval' on my discharge paper.
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
I don't care how fucking drunk you are, you don't forget wanting to shove a wine bottle up someone's ass.
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
You know it's last call at a gay bar when the guys at the urinal are just jacking off in front of each other. Most awkward pissing moment of my life.
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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