whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
We walked past a group of guys in front of a bar last night and they claimed, I quote: Wow, we'd actually have to work for that.
She said you were bangin on the counters of McDonalds singing "These Eyes" at 4am
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
I'm drinking and making muffins and I believe this is why God put us on earth.
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
I woke up and couldn't find her. She had somehow managed to get into the closet and lock herself in. She was crying for her boyfriend. Thirsty Thursday at its finest
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
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