We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
the only difference between me and a prostitute was that i complained a lot more.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
I swear she's a drunk klepto...by the end of the night she had stolen 3 bowling balls. HOW DO YOU STEAL 3 BOWLING BALLS?
he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
I just ate the lyft drivers bacon cheeseburger. Well fuck me this night escalated quickly.
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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