If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
OMG THE KID WHO TRIED TO MAKE OUT AT THE BAR WITH ME IS SITTIG NEXT TO ME IN THE AIRPORT. WHY LIFE WHY???
Cool. Some 22 year old kids gave me a ride home from the bar last night. In related news, I made out with a 22yr old last night. He was adorable
Blow job season was short but glorious.
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
My uterus just tried to get me to buy a tub of cookie dough
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