Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
He pulled a potato out of his bag in the library. A WHOLE FRIGGIN POTATO. He ate it like it was an apple and waved at the librarian as she stared at him.
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
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