I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
I was greeting people at my door feeding them jello shots out of an ice cube tray with a spoon.
Apparently she buried shit in the snow back in January and now that it's melted I found a flip flop, 4 spoons, a bottle of smirnoff, and 14 different candy bars
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
Really stoned me is having a very serious, intent conversation with my mom about egg rolls and koolaid flavors.
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
A seagull just tried to steal my cellphone
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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