What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
I caught myself masturbating while watching a baseball game today. It was over before I realized what was going on. And then I was just confused.
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
The night was doomed the minute I started taking shots with an apple as a chaser.
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
Did I show you my penis last night?
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
I got a thank you card in the mail from the virgin i slept with on the camping trip. Weird or the new classy?
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
No we don't really celebrate valentines day, we just use it as an excuse to drink 3 bottles of red wine and fuck for a few hours.
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
Man, it's really obvious that I was either handcuffed or tied up last night. Either way, not something you'd want coworkers knowing.
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
Randomize