what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
I think I breastfed the cat at some point during the night, at least that's what my nipples are saying
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
They tried to convince me I broke Alex's nose. Also they stranded me on the roof.
That's what they get for locking a drunk laxer in Mitch's car.
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
When I woke up this morning I swear my mouth tasted like dick and rolaids.
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
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