Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
WHY DID YOU INVITE ALEX?!?
Because she offered to bring a keg.
And also because you fucked her in an alley last week and I'm trying to be a good friend.
Maybe they'll dismiss me from jury duty after they smell beer on me. You can't keep me in a cage and then give me an hour and a half long lunch break next to a beer fest and expect sobriety.
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
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