Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
I told my new friends about my possible new chin. They said I should get my nose done first. Please tell me I'm pretty or something.
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
It's ok, I may have just peed outside your car and used your whataburger napkins. Hope you weren't saving them for a special occasion.
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
Hey, you remember years ago when you told me you would give me a kidney?
It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
That moment when you realize the hot british guy named rory you drunkenly made out with at a bar is American, is named Tyler, and has a girlfriend.
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