Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
I just made what I can safely estimate to be a 900 calorie pb&j. Fuck a serving size.
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
Straight up asked lady in a lime green jumpsuit how to make your ass clap. That thing wiggled more beautifully than ocean waves at sunset
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
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