you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
As i was blowing him Silent Night came on his iTunes. I said "it isn't christmas" and he moans "yeah it is."
My CPA just snapchatted me a picture of her playing beer pong at a picnic. Time to do my own taxes?
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
for not the first time in my life, my clothes are covered in piss and i'm standing in line waiting to buy pedialyte at a convenience store
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
I was stuffing my face while buying a brownie and coffee and some kid I fucked came up behind me and said. Someone's hungry.
Two words: nipple clamps
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