U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
Speaking of fellatio on fictional characters, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man would be a delicious blowjob.
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
Someone is giving away free yogurt on craigslist. Can I get a ride?
okay, but you can't tell anyone. Every time he instagrams something with the caption "avocado," it means he's booty calling me. Happy?
I preemptively put on a cape before eating a bunch of weed brownies. Best decision ever.
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
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