when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
I love you more than champagne and correct grammar
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
Given he decided my interview was a date, showed up drunk and insisted on carrying me everywhere, we weren't off to a good start.
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
I feel kind of like we’re in a gang and tonight is one of those “people are gonna know not to fuck with us” type of nights. And then tomorrow I am going to learn to pole dance. I’m not really sure how I got to this point in my life… but I like it.
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