Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
using my metrocard to split lines. it says optimism on the back. i am optimistic that you will appear at my door and help me finish all these drugs.
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
I don't remember because I was drunk out of my mind, but I have it on good authority that weed cinnamon buns at 3 in the morning with chocolate milk are better than sex.
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
I'm twenty nine years old, now is not the time to start trying new drugs. I need a hedge fund...not another drug-induced hangover.
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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