Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
How's work?
Spinning.
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
Randomize