So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
He keeps apologizing for not being able to get hard when he's drunk. We havent even left the club yet.
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
I'm going to have to start playing roller derby again so I can blame my sex-related bruises on that.
We're using joints as your birthday candles
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
My early Valentine's Day one night stand just took an uber home. Thank you, technology, for letting me enjoy this day in peace. 😍
No more bourbon. Sleep now. I may die. Pray for me.
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
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