Jake died.
WTF????????? That's how you tell me????
Oops typo. Jake cried.
so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
She's like a connoisseur of porn. Her collection has things in it I never even knew existed. She even has an Italian batman porno. Where has she been all my life?
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
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