I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
You can't be mad at me for wanting to drink though, it is the reason we're engaged
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
Man, just talk to her friend and help me out. Otherwise we go home alone
I'd rather jerk off with a hand full of bumble bees then talk to her
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
Randomize
