In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
Just checked an empty cooler on the flight to Notre Dame. You don't have to tell me you're jealous, I already know.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
Why did the fire extinguisher taste lemony?
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
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