i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
He blew a .19 and then slurred "well I did have some rum cake earlier today officer".
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
I just stole a conducting baton from the chicago symphony orchestra... i have to stop drinking on weeknights
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
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