this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
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