You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Everytime she opens her mouth it's like a fucking terrorist attack on my life.
So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
Zak is like the Picasso of masterbatory texts
It takes a special kind of Adderall to make me go to the hardware store, buy paint, and paint tiny polka-dots on all four of my bedroom walls.
He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
Ted is on HBO in 20 minutes...not sure if this or the drunken dance party I had at the bar to a N*SYNC Christmas song 20 minutes ago is the highlight of my week so far.
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
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