Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
Just woke up with an entire pack of Oreos in my cheetah onesie. I've been waiting for this moment forever.
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
i swear every fucking time i plan a party, one of our "friends" holds their shit in all week just to punch one off into the master bathroom after i pass out. it's almost like that dump you would see in a port a potty.
I see more hoeing in ur future
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