haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
We just described beer as "big boy apple juice" to his 2 year old.
That was the gentlest I've ever been bitten in the face by a dog
You kept telling the cops that our ice luge was practice for the next winter olympics
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
I don't know how I managed to chip the inside of my tooth w/ a turkey and cheeto sandwich, but I think that's what happened.
I'm sorry, a turkey and WHAT sandwich?!?!
Randomize
