he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
That one life defining moment when you catch yourself pouring whisky into your hot chocolate at 4 am, whilst crying and talking to your dog.
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
Dude, you need to come and get her. She's sitting on the bathroom floor making hearts with her menstrual blood. And remind me never to let her do jello shots again
Is there a number of dicks a girl can have in a weekend before it becomes unacceptable? Asking for a friend
Remember! It’sa long weekend and a holiday weekend and it’s America’s birthday! So don’t short change me!
I thought you were asking for a friend
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