In the future we'll all be gay
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
hows a nice way to say "yeah i would go to your dorm, but it's snowing and I know you're not going to blow me, so what's the point"?
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
This weekend i learned three things 1) skittles in vodka is good 2) it takes more than a roll of quarters to get a cab home 3) never tell a bartender to give you your change in actual change
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
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