A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
Next time I see you, remind me to tell you how I fell through my attic door and landed on my feet in the garage on the first floor.
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
My roommate just threatened to kill me with my own pan. Can I ever get away from the crazies?!
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