I feel great
I just peed on a car
he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
Your my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.
And I especially mean that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
Apparently drunk me thought it was a good idea to buy $100 worth of band aids and stick them all over everything in the apartment.
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
I just told my mormon professor that I was late because I was getting a STD test... good start to the day.
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
one of my students asked me today if i was having a baby. fuckin 4 year olds and their lack of filter. time to get back to the gym i guess
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