what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
There are bud lights poping out of the zipper of my overnight bag and my dildo almost fell out in the elevator. not professional
Feels like someone put a cigar out where my butthole used to live
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
Eating a TV dinner and watching Goosebumps on Netflix, the sad, sad title of my autobiography.
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
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