juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
Remember that girl that we found passed out in the dorm study room under a pile of money and jimmy johns wrappers? She's standing right on front of me.
He told me the hickey on the side if his neck was actually a "bruise" from hitting a bird on his motorcycle. I'm not sure what's more impressive, the fact people believed him due to the size of the mark or the fact you gave it to him.
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
i think my cat just said my name.
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
Dude, the T Swift concert might not be so bad after all. Can you say milfs living vicariously through their teenage daughters? Score.
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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