i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
you left a note on your car that said " please dont tow, im to drunk to drive. safety first!"
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
He showed me a picture of his baby hamsters and I called them "Mammal McNuggets"
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
Getting drunk at 9 am is not a super power.
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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