im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
M and I are hungry and we are making your pizza in the fridge. But you're having sex and we're not so we dont feel bad.
so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
i have some very unhappy turtles in my backseat
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
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