Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
The ultimate Father's Day bonding experience: Both getting bailed out of jail by mom for mooning some shithead cop.
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
That rando I gave head to on the beach just endorsed me on LinkedIn for Oral Communication Skills. So there's that.
Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
Just used the handle end of a spatula to get the baggie of coke wedged between my passenger seat. Innovation points?
He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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