dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
just woke up to overhearing her on the phone saying "yeah we fucked last night, that makes 42." should i get tested?
well i fucked her too, so yes.
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
You slow clapped the stripper last night.
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
Do you know how hard it is to maintain a conversation with someone who just told you they put their cat in the fridge on purpose?
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
She said we "made love." I had to explain to her that when both parties agree that the first time time they have sex both people agree to video tape the whole thing its not "making love" but more like random good time fun sex.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
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