So did the night end well for you?
I stole a traffic cone and drunk texted my sister because i couldn't think of any other girl to text
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
maybe you should start leaving anonymous bottles of booze on his doorstep with love notes attatched. that always gets me.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
I'm gonna lurk in the mother fucking bushes and watch karma take him down like a gimpy gazelle.
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
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