doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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So I decided to start saving money for my abortion in a tomato sauce jar because it says ‘Prego.’ I know I thought it was fucking genius!
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
She told me she eats fruit when she's hungover because it has more water than water.
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
he slipped a picture of a kangaroo under my door that said "im sorry" on the back and passed out on my lawn.. who the fuck is this kid?
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
Did I really make a PSA to that garage party that you wanted to bang him?
You gave a whole fucking speech. It was inspiring.
Are you aware that you called your mom to say hi before you dragged the random guy into bed last night?
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
I was trying not to blow up your phone, but I'm so horny I think I might die
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