i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
I think I'm going to try and hook up with that blond tonight.
I'm going for alcohol poisoning.
I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
How drunk do you think I'll be by the time I get home?
I just watched you drink a whole glass of wine through a Twizzler. Pretty drunk.
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
Oh and it’s been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! 😂😂😂😬😳😇
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